Encouraged by the fun of exposing fireplaces (or holes in the walls which lead out the chimney and will eventually become fireplaces), we pretty much decided that making a mess was fun, and made us feel like we were making progress.
So here are a few of clips of the next couple of rooms we started causing havoc in. Rooms which until this point were (relatively) clean and tidy.
The bathroom.
As previously seen in "the beginning of the befores" the bathroom consisted of a very bright aqua suite, white (well they were at some point in history) tiled walls and black and white plastic tiled floors. Call us heathen's if you will, but this just isn't our tastes. After removal of the random extra bits of bathroom furniture - a free standing shower and glass doors all tidied together with a lovely blue rope and placed inside the bath, shelves, heater/light etc - Mat commenced attacking the bath. By bath I really mean cast iron beast, for all its friendly, delicate (?) aqua blue qualities, it weighed at least 5 times as much as me, or maybe Mat, I could just about lift one end half a centimetre off the ground - enough to decide it was far too heavy for a bath to be. I'll take on most heavy jobs, but this one was quite beyond me. So Mat manhandled the bath-beast trying to wrestle it away from the wall. Incidentally the waste pipes were cemented into the wall and the inlet pipes with discoloured enough to compliment the colour of the bath very nicely indeed, so detaching it from the wall wasn't the easiest task. After a good deal of wrestling and swearing ( For those of you that don't know him, about the only time you'll hear a swear word come out of Mat is when he's doing DIY or programming (he's an IT manager when not bath-beast-wrestling) oh, or when a telesales person calls, since I'm rarely around for the programming, I find the split personality who appears for the other 2 very entertaining)....anyway, after a good deal of swearing and wrestling, the bath was freed from the wall, and battled up against another wall where it would live until we could find a strong manly volunteer or 10 to help us move it further. I have decided that the removal of this bath-beast is going to be via ebay - anyone who likes can have it for free if they will just come and take it away!!
Meanwhile I ran around removing tiles from the bathroom walls. A very satisfying job since the walls have been so damp in the past (probably due to the lack of any kind of insulation whatsoever in the room) meant I didn't have to do much more than poke them and they fell straight off. I concluded I got the better deal this day. Mat concluded the same thing.
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So we went from this...... |
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.....to this. I think we did an impressive job making the bathroom look even more awful! |
The kitchen.
Buoyed by the bathroom, but unable to progress further until more space/tools could be acquired and the bath removed (any volunteers out there?) we moved onto the kitchen. As seen in the plans, the kitchen has 2 big built in cupboards, one a pantry, the other, another pantry but currently housing a boiler. Which we've yet to get working - plumbers booked for next week. As also previously mentioned, space is a massive premium in this place, so although we want to keep lots of the original walls and layout of the house where possible. Its very clear that making these cupboards part of the room will be hugely beneficial.
Mat finally got to bring out the sledge hammer. Very happy Mat.
Apparently lime plaster (plus tons of accrued dust) has carcinogenic properties (doesn't everything???) so on with the lovely masks again.
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With shelves removed and a bit of mess, I tried and failed to take a photo before Mat had made a start with the sledge hammer...... |
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......my turn to look very elegant whilst...... |
At this point it was a horrible dark rainy evening. And then Mat nudged (and I really do mean nudged) a wire leading into a light switch. Instant no lights! After a short attempt to work with just a desk lamp we happened to have to hand, we gave up and went home.
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......the next day, the sun comes out and shows just how much mess we'd made...... |
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....and some more mess, oh, and the handy lamp and scaring light switch just visible |
The next day arrived lovely and sunny so work continued. Mat dismantled the light switch (with electrics turn off thankfully!) to discover the wires weren't actually attached to the switch - there weren't even any screws available for their attachment. Which wouldn't have been quite so scary had it not been for it also becoming apparent the light switch was in a metal surround. Cleverly encased with cut-outs from an ice cream tub for insulation.
Unwilling to live life on the edge, Mat went and put a new plastic switch on. I did not marry the ultimate wild child perhaps.
....unfortunately it was later noted that clearing up the messes was a lot less fun and took longer. Fair? I think not. But I think we can safely say it will still continue to be the case for a long while yet.